Regent win well

On Saturday we entertained Team Bury in our first home game in two months. The Geez Terry had got the pitch in good order and after a decent warm up the boys looked ready for the game. Churchy started in goal for his first start after recently joining, with Liam and Jake G coming in to the starting line up for Tevez and Warren who dropped to the bench with the returning Wallis joining them. We started the game well and started with a good tempo pinning Team Bury back and carrying the greater threat. Our first real opportunity came from a corner with Kev’s header being cleared from danger. Bury largely being direct was easily defended and we were getting the ball down but falling short with our end product. After 20 minutes Sambo continued his unlucky run with injuries and was replaced by Wallis after a nasty break to his finger. It was a feisty game with Bury closing down and putting some late tackles in that were going unpunished but after 30 minutes we took a deserved lead when Churchy cleared to Rymer who rose well to flick in to Philbo’s run, he beat the defender before delivering a quality ball which the Bury defender could only deflect in to his goal, 1-0. Just before half time we again caused problems after an exquisite ball from Wallis found Philbo but this time it was cut out in the box. We were largely untroubled through the half with Churchy not being forced in to any saves. HT 1-0
We started the second half as the first and after 9 minutes added a second when good play through the midfield saw Morley find Griggsy and tricky Ricky jinked one way then another before finishing in the bottom corner, 2-0. Team Bury had their best spell and carried a larger threat for 5-10 minutes but when the striker was played through a combination of Churchy and Jake H blocked well to stop the goal bound effort. Hard work saw us take a grip back on the game and we won the ball high before Philbo collected the ball 30 yards out before a swivel later and a left foot worldy found the top bins to make it 3-0. Tevez and Warren came on with 20 to go for Clarky and Wayne who had both put a good shift in. Warren after leaving the bench with the worst banter, ripping Tom every time he spoke with” did you get that with your Uefa B” demanded the skippers armband from Kev before play could recommence, Kev had no choice as Warren’s bottom lip was going. With 15 minutes to go the Bury number 6 lost his head and was lucky to not be further punished with a reckless challenge on Tevez. With Bury losing all discipline we kept our heads well and after 80 minutes completed the scoring when Rymer was brought down inside the box. He stepped up to beat the keeper with power to make it 4-0. There was just enough time left for Churchy to find out about the Brightlingsea bobble, when after hitting every kick first time perfectly he acquainted himself to the bobble but no dramas. Ft 4-0
A good performance from the boys showing great ability, hard work and good discipline, all in all a good day at the office. After the game Jake G was communicating a lot but not making any sense. Not only have we discovered that he doesn’t know where his calf muscle is or that every other word is merrrrrrr but that this is his sex noise, Merrrrr. Warren thinks that committee meetings are general elections and there were a fewwww stories after a couple’s night out.
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